Does anyone know who wrote this?
It's seldom
that the very things we fear
are the reason
behind us falling to our knees.
It is more likely to be the reason,
for why we do not see
the real threats to our hearts and souls.
Do not chase the goal
for the reason of the prize,
but savour the journey
and remember the trials.
An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind
- Mahatma Ghandi
]]>Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others
- Groucho Marx
]]>Tofu is not good for much other than door stoppers
- an Australian chef on the Sunshine Coast
]]>Yeah, the post man doesn't come to pick it up when you are drunk...
Guess who...
]]>Have a little faith in humanity.
God is just an imaginary friend for grown-ups.
Some film...
]]>Any loss or damage - the customer will be fine
They are so incredibly accomodating!
]]>I don't tend to trust anyone who believes in reincarnation...
FYI: Lerax = Relax
]]>Ooh! Pretty sky, look out!
Same one as always...
]]>If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
Steven Wright
It seems so logic. Yet it keeps going around and around and around and around in my little head. WHY?
]]>They're creepy and they're kooky,
Mysterious and spooky,
They're all together ooky,
The Addams Family
Their house is a museum
Where people come to see 'em
They really are a scream
The Addams Family
(Neat)
(Sweet)
(Petite)
So get a witches shawl on
A broomstick you can crawl on
We're gonna pay a call on
The Addams Family
HAPPY HALLOWE'EN!
]]>Oh My God I can’t believe I haven't thought of that! How anti-semitic of me! He played a jew and I forgot!
Name withheld by request, but we all know who you are!
]]>Thai Cuisine
Restaurant,
Anthura and Pot plant,
Furniture design.
25 Watchara Rd. Muang, Krabi 81080
Oh dear! And it's close to the Butterfly Garden...
]]>There is more to life than increasing it's speed
-Mahatma Gandhi
]]>The daffodils are out -
What about you?
I guess in the 50's this kind of PR would be considered cheerful? But why are they reprinting and hanging them in the East London Line? Does it have anything to do with the new gay pub in my area?
]]>Me: "What Planet are we on?"
Girl: "Mars!"(Pause)
Girl: "I was born on bonfire night! So I'm used to fireworks! I love big bangs!"
Are you sure it's not Venus then?
]]>TukTuk
]]>I don't know if I ever slept with a Polish guy...
I need to go pee and think about that...
-Name withheld by request
]]>TukTuk
]]>Does anyone know who wrote this?
"I love Mexican food! You can suck it out of your fingernails for a half hour after..."
Name withheld by request
]]>
"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."
Mark Twain
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Honestly guys, I thought you would have spotted this one ages ago!!!
]]>]]>Ridden
Ridden with angst
Under my skin – my flesh
The prickling sensation of fear
Unknown source
Unknown reason
Unknown to a worldThe true cold fact
Of a reality - long gone
Beyond the cliffs of reason
Of sole facts
Handling this
I’m handling thisSurface for air
Like a fleeing whale
The spear already torn
Through the flesh
The skin – the angst
Ridden with chillAm I handling this?
Or is it handling me?
Pull the spear
Make it known
The reason for pain
Riding my soul
Or is it just me going mad?
]]>Two mice in a bath tub.
One mouse politely asked the other: "Would you mind handing me the soap?"
To which it got the reply: "What do I look like to you? A bloody typewriter?!"
Two cows on a hill.
One tripped and fell, rolling all the way down the hill. It got up and expressed: "Mooooh!!!!"
The second cow promptly commmented: "Damn you! That's what I wanted to say!"
Two balloons in a dessert.
One balloon noted to the other: "How about them Sox?"
The other, slightly startled: "What cactussssssss?"
Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. What will become of them?
This world is truly coming to an end.
Socrates
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