It's seldom
that the very things we fear
are the reason
behind us falling to our knees.
It is more likely to be the reason,
for why we do not see
the real threats to our hearts and souls.
Do not chase the goal
for the reason of the prize,
but savour the journey
and remember the trials.

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind

- Mahatma Ghandi

Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others

- Groucho Marx

Tofu is not good for much other than door stoppers

- an Australian chef on the Sunshine Coast

Yeah, the post man doesn't come to pick it up when you are drunk...

Guess who...

Have a little faith in humanity.
God is just an imaginary friend for grown-ups.

Some film...

Sign on the wall in our guest house regarding the inventory

Any loss or damage - the customer will be fine

They are so incredibly accomodating!

Fellow traveller commenting on Tuk Tuk drivers...

I don't tend to trust anyone who believes in reincarnation...

FYI: Lerax = Relax

Ooh! Pretty sky, look out!

Same one as always...

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

Steven Wright

It seems so logic. Yet it keeps going around and around and around and around in my little head. WHY?

They're creepy and they're kooky,
Mysterious and spooky,
They're all together ooky,
The Addams Family

Their house is a museum
Where people come to see 'em
They really are a scream
The Addams Family

(Neat)
(Sweet)
(Petite)

So get a witches shawl on
A broomstick you can crawl on
We're gonna pay a call on
The Addams Family

HAPPY HALLOWE'EN!

On Ralph Fiennes in Schindler's List

Oh My God I can’t believe I haven't thought of that! How anti-semitic of me! He played a jew and I forgot!

Name withheld by request, but we all know who you are!

Thai Cuisine

Restaurant,
Anthura and Pot plant,
Furniture design.

25 Watchara Rd. Muang, Krabi 81080

Oh dear! And it's close to the Butterfly Garden...

There is more to life than increasing it's speed

-Mahatma Gandhi

The daffodils are out -
What about you?

I guess in the 50's this kind of PR would be considered cheerful? But why are they reprinting and hanging them in the East London Line? Does it have anything to do with the new gay pub in my area?